Green Poison Auto

Playtime with Poison: A Compelling Story

Once upon a long ago, The Gorilla encountered Green Poison Auto. This 3rd generation autoflowering dame had a Big Devil #2 and Green Poison vibe about her.

She smelled fresh and fruity, and even a little Skunky. The Gorilla doesn’t mind a little stink on his bitches. Enamoured with her shocking intensity, he asked her 3 simple questions:

• Do you work indoors and out? Yup.
• How’s the resin? Yup. I mean, good.
• Say ‘Yup’ if you’re stupid. Yup. I mean, what?

It doesn’t matter if Green Poison Automatic is astute or doltish. She’s hot and juicy with solid yields, which does matter.

She’s also easy to use; autoflowering seeds take a lot of the guesswork out of the equation. Fast + easy enhances her charm even further. Auto Green Poison'll change your whole outlook on ‘poison,’ and you’ll wonder how you ever lived without these weed seeds.

The Gorilla exists to meet your cannabis seed needs. He only knows how to do it the right way. He beats all of his competitor’s prices, stocks only premium marijuana seeds, and ships his product discreetly and on-time.

Go Green Poison Auto Today!

NB: In case The Gorilla didn’t mention it, any type of Green Poison Auto grow is illegal. Unless they changed the law and he doesn’t know. But you better know, it’s your ass.