Critical Jack Auto

So now The Gorilla Calls Her CJA?

Well that’s your fault, like when you sing an obnoxious song and it gets stuck in everyone’s head... Shortening a sweet name like Critical Jack Automatic will seem disrespectful after you give her a spin.

You may figuratively kill (If you literally kill, The Gorilla will tell on you) for her unique flavour, including caramel, lemon, and frankincense. When you’re figuratively literally ready for more, check this out:

• Critical Jack Auto Yield is Amazing!
• Feminized, because that’s better than non-feminized
• Gooey and resinous, because that’s better than flaky and dry

OMGWTFBBQ is most likely what you’re going to text to all of your friends after getting your greasy mitts on Critical Jack Auto Seeds. Indica, Sativa, and Ruderalis are expertly mixed to create the ultimate average effect. Sounds lame, but it’s not! Her well-rounded vibe is a thing of beauty, truly harmonizing with all of the best qualities.

The Gorilla wants you to be all you can be, so he provides the best possible cannabis seeds on the market. He’ll expedite the process with rapid shipping, awesome service, hush hush packaging and bad jokes.

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NB: You can’t be all you can be as some dude’s prison bitch, so don’t use this souvenir Critical Jack Auto Strain for anything illegal.