OG Kush

Any Way You Cut This Cake, She’s Awesome

Really bored stoners with nothing to do love to debate where the name OG Kush came from. The Gorilla just doesn’t care. He’s an ape of action, not words.

Her genetic background includes Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Pakistani Kush. She’s as uplifting as an all-(hot)female gospel choir, but this she-nigma hits as hard as she lifts high. Confused? The Gorilla is a loquacious OG, let him explain:

• High CBD = medicinal grade effects
• High THC = fun-time grade effects
• High + High = Highest

Who’s the highest? You are! At 25% Sativa/75% Indica, her extraordinarily high chemical content keeps things nice and crazy.

Don’t like crazy? Make a website called www.shittyweed.com, stock it, then blaze up some of that garbage. OG Kush Feminized has a deep, unique flavour oft-described like fuel or detergent; sounds gross, but it’s not, The Gorilla swears.

The Gorilla wants you to be all you can be. Join the OG Gorilla Unit (appropriately ganked from studio gangsters) for the highest-quality service, weed seeds, and Internet experience in the industry. Plus The Gorilla has jokes; those other assholes are boring.

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